Jan 20, 2010

It's only Phair!

Pretty much the bastard child of hair cuts but in some strange way I like them. It's like a backward cap off hair how much better does it get all the greats did it Kanye, Saved by the Bell guy, Mr. Captain Planet, & yes the Dutty Dancing PATRICK SWAYZE. I know its slightly out of style but after seeing the freshest Asian man at a local barber shop in Missisauga on my way to Ottawa last year I could not help but respect the hair style.
A few keys to having a decent/respectable mullet are:

~Not Greasy unless you have nappy black hair you shouldn't have grease in your hair
~No longer than (& lets be generous) 5 inches from departure from scalp
~Maintained facial hair...you can't quoin the phrase "business up front/party in the back" if your whole head is a PARTY
~Rat Tail does not = Mullet its simple.



p.s yes rumors are true I may be cultivating my own

-III

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